Yes, I know it's no contest. Oprah taking down a two-bit lying frat boy author is nothing compared to the results of this week's historic elections in Palestine. It's ridiculous to even think about discussing one over the other.
And yet I'm torn. I want to talk about both.
So I will.
As far as Hamas winning the majority in the Palestinian parliament, it's merely a question of "well, what did you think was going to happen?" The Palestinian people are understandably fed up with the widespread corruption of Fatah, the party of Yassir Arafat, in power for 41 years. Hamas campaigned on a platform to clean up corruption, to bring aid to the poor and provide education.
As a voter who is very unhappy with corruption in government, and is very much in favor of aiding the poor and providing education, that's a platform I could definitely support. Send them over here!
Unfortunately, Hamas is also considered a terrorist group bent on the destruction of Israel. President Bush, while applauding the free and fair election, has said our country will not deal with the Hamas government unless they renounce violence.
Maybe they will. Perhaps carrots will outweigh sticks. And maybe being on the inside of government, they'll somehow be blessed with wisdom and truth and tolerance.
Who are we kidding? ABC news ran a story last night on one of the newly elected members, Miriam Farahat, known as "The Mother of the Struggle." Ms. Farahat sent three of her six sons out on suicide bombing missions against Israelis and says she'd sacrifice the other three for the cause.
This is the mindset that's in power. No tolerance, no wisdom, just blind rage.
All I can say is that it looks like very bad things will be happening in the Mideast.
Now to Oprah.
As you all probably know, Oprah brought James Frey on her show yesterday to come clean on his fabricated memoir "A Million Little Pieces," which he did admit was--was um, uh...
"Lies, James?"
Yeah.
Frey was like a fifth grader in the principal's office. He knew he was in trouble and he knew he had to come clean, but anyone could see that he wasn't the least bit contrite and wouldn't be admitting anything if he didn't have to.
When asked why he made up all those lies about himself, he said it was "a coping mechanism" to deal with his addiction.
Oh come on!
It was because he wanted to be a famous author, make lots of money, have legions of adoring fans and get movie deals. Publishers rejected the story as a novel, but loved it as a memoir.
It was a public humiliation and it wasn't pleasant, but he's still famous, his books are still selling and he gets to keep all the money. Not a bad deal.
At the end of the show, he was supposedly redeemed, having finally told the truth. Did he really? And who's going to believe him now?
Still, I'm glad Oprah addressed the problem. Just like I asked her to.
Now if she could only make Caviar Dreams the next Oprah book club selection.
Posted by judy5cents
at 8:49 AM EST
Updated: Monday, 30 January 2006 3:34 PM EST