Whoops, that was supposed to be FREE BOOK. Sorry about that.

 

But now that I have your attention, there's something I want to ask you. Who are you? How did you get here? The web host tells me there have been 61 hits on this web site this month, and I'm dying to know who you folks are.

 

So I've devised a little contest. Click on the link below and you could win an autographed copy of Caviar Dreams, with free shipping. If I get more than one reply, I will hold a drawing. Even if everyone who views the site enters, your chances are still excellent. Deadline is August 1, 2003.

 

There's only one restriction. My relatives are excluded. (Sorry, Mom) .

 

Don't forget to tell me something about yourself in your e-mail.

 

By the way, if you're still ticked off about the sleazy free beer ploy, I promise if I ever run into you at a bar, I'll buy the first round.